Really?

So here i sit. I'm at my desk at IWU. I've got a swollen ankle, a sore throat, a cough, a runny nose, and possible pinkeye. My friends don't want to hang out with me. I missed them so much and now they don't want to hang out with me. . . how wonderful. To top it off I'm feeling fat today. I mean i know i'm not by any means. . .yeah i'm larger than some my size but then i'm smaller than some my size as well. .. but seriously i just feel like crap.